There's A Hole In The Bottom of the Sea

Everybody sing along!

♫ There's a hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a hole, there's a hole
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea


There's a well in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a well in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a well, there's a well
There's a well in the hole in the bottom of the sea

. . . continues. . .

There's a failed blowout valve in the well in the hole in the bottom of the sea

There's a pipe in the failed blowout valve in the well in the hole in the bottom of the sea

There's oil and gas in the pipe in the failed blowout valve in the well in the hole in the bottom of the sea

There's a mess in the ocean from the oil and gas in the pipe in the failed blowout valve in the well in the hole in the bottom of the sea

There's dead animals from the mess in the ocean from the oil and gas in the pipe in the failed blowout valve in the well in the hole in the bottom of the sea


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Finger pointing
Job losses
Public outrage
Dog-and-pony shows
Name calling
Protests
Stonewalling
Political posturing
Endless news coverage
Failed barriers
Destroyed wetlands
Political outrage (genuine)
Political outrage (fake)